Lawmakers’ Fears Of Losing Chemical Weapon Stock Prices Grow

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(This is a spoof of the Obama administration’s hypocrisy when turning a blind eye to the illnesses caused by chemical usage in the U.S. Holier than thou, they are threatening military action against other governments who have reportedly used chemicals to also sicken their own citizens. Link to April 28th spoofed article from The Hill by Mr. Jeremy Herb, “Lawmakers Fears Of Losing Syrian Chemical Weapons Stockpiles Grow” may be read at this link and again at the end of this Spoof.)

Lawmakers’ Fears Of Losing Chemical Weapon Stock Prices Grow

By Jerry Rigged Herbs – 04/28/13 02:00 PM ET

As the Obama administration weighs responding to the chemical attack by chemical industry giants on the US food supply, lawmakers say their chief concern is the weapons’ stock prices falling while leaving less dollars available to lobby lawmakers.

Lawmakers from both parties say they don’t support that the U.S. boots chemical uses but are warning that the weapons must…